May
17
- 2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
- 2012: fear that real life people find me on the internet.
HEYYYYYYYYYY
what's gucci my tumblrers users online
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
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If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals
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Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls
Wake up America
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why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
???????????????????????????????
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
?????
what the fuck is going on
imagine how is touch the suck
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it was written in the stars
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